21 Aug 08 Canadians! Dear all, I had no idea Canadians were so touchy! It should be pointed out to the offended that there can be no retraction. The scribe made it clear that he was half pissed at the time of the circle and it would be unfair to hold that against him. I'm sure that there is a standard disclaimer to the trashes making it clear that appeals for material inaccuracies may only be considered by the mis-management at the next circle. It's also worth noting that the said harriet was described as a "nice American". As everyone knows there is no such thing as a "nice American", ergo the scribe was clearly thinking of a Canadian (a race well known for being "nice" but with American accents), so in the scribes opinion it was pretty close literal translation! On, on SS P.s. Actually come to think of it, up until now I'd thought John was a "nice American" too ! If it goes on like this we'll need to start issuing badges to the Canadians !

20 Aug 08 Another Nice American (sic): My gawd, can’t Supersucker recognize a polite Canadian when he sees one. Holy buffalo, we Canadians are quiet, unassuming little beavers, not frigging elephants.. We may live in igloos and get around on dogsleds, but we don’t ever win 8 gold medals and a hummer is still a hasher who after two beers can only remember that the song has something to do with “blue virgins”. How ironic that with all the “imitation Canadians”(SS’s wording…Canadians wouldn’t think  of disparaging new Canadians) at hash 1554, my friend poor Cathy gets called a yankee. Galling to say the least, and Scotland isn’t even a country, so I’m told. Retraction!!!! Not so Quiet John

12 Aug 08 T shirts etc. for sale: Dear all, after losing his wallet while coming home from last week's hash, He Bitch is requesting every devoted hasher to buy one of the already famous T-shirts He and Stripties will bring to the hash next week. This is to provide him a little financial stability and avoid him joining other gender-confused persons who make a living standing in front of the Hotel Ambassador at night. Cheers HB

3 Aug 08 Hash film. The new hash film is now on sale. Contact Rabi Aryal or The Inner Circle for a copy at next week's hash. The film is made up of footage from the 1500th run at Bandipur and a hash run from Godavari and there's quite a few scenes of walkers doing there stuff as well. A not-to-be-missed bargain at 500 rupees or NR 300 for those of limited means. KO